{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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