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{"type":"standard","title":"Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara","displaytitle":"Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q125783343","titles":{"canonical":"Páirc_Náisiúnta_na_Mara","normalized":"Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara","display":"Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara"},"pageid":76716192,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Skellig_Michael_2014.JPG/330px-Skellig_Michael_2014.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Skellig_Michael_2014.JPG","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1231458792","tid":"11d49695-3543-11ef-935f-3c9d04866097","timestamp":"2024-06-28T11:39:25Z","description":"National park in Ireland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:P%C3%A1irc_N%C3%A1isi%C3%BAnta_na_Mara"}},"extract":"Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara, Ciarraí, also called the Kerry Seas National Park, is a national park being created on the coast of County Kerry, Ireland. The park was announced in April 2024. Primarily a marine park, it will cover 70,000 acres of land and sea, making it Ireland's biggest national park. It includes the following areas:On and around the Dingle Peninsula:\nBlasket Islands special area of conservation\nAn Abha Mhór river valley and the Conor Pass\nMount Brandon nature reserve, on the slopes of Más an Tiompáin\nInch dunes\nKerry Head shoalsOff the Iveragh Peninsula:\nSkellig Islands, including the World Heritage Site of Skellig Michael\nPuffin Island\nDerrynane Bay","extract_html":"
Páirc Náisiúnta na Mara, Ciarraí, also called the Kerry Seas National Park, is a national park being created on the coast of County Kerry, Ireland. The park was announced in April 2024. Primarily a marine park, it will cover 70,000 acres of land and sea, making it Ireland's biggest national park. It includes the following areas:
- On and around the Dingle Peninsula:\n
- Blasket Islands special area of conservation \n
- An Abha Mhór river valley and the Conor Pass \n
- Mount Brandon nature reserve, on the slopes of Más an Tiompáin \n
- Inch dunes \n
- Kerry Head shoals
- Off the Iveragh Peninsula:\n
- Skellig Islands, including the World Heritage Site of Skellig Michael \n
- Puffin Island \n
- Derrynane Bay