{"type":"standard","title":"Alfsee","displaytitle":"Alfsee","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q602135","titles":{"canonical":"Alfsee","normalized":"Alfsee","display":"Alfsee"},"pageid":26026102,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/Alfsee55.jpg/330px-Alfsee55.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Alfsee55.jpg","width":1728,"height":1152},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1294947538","tid":"b7d4bff4-4631-11f0-b142-db07c8fff0f4","timestamp":"2025-06-10T19:33:00Z","description":"Dam in Osnabrück","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":52.48777778,"lon":7.97472222},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfsee","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfsee?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfsee?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfsee"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfsee","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Alfsee","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfsee?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Alfsee"}},"extract":"The Alfsee is a reservoir in the north of the district of Osnabrück in the state of Lower Saxony in north Germany. It has an area of 2.2 km2.","extract_html":"
The Alfsee is a reservoir in the north of the district of Osnabrück in the state of Lower Saxony in north Germany. It has an area of 2.2 km2.
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