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Pierre-Michel Lasogga is a German professional footballer who plays as a centre-forward for German club Schalke 04 II.
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
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Lágrimas y gozos is the seventh studio album by the Spanish ska punk band Ska-P. It was released on 7 October 2008, entering the Spanish Top 100 Albums chart at number 6.
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}
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