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Tabon M. Estrella National High School (TMENHS) is a public, technical-vocational high school institution located in Purok 4A, Sugala Street, Waray-Waray, Barangay Tabon, Bislig, Surigao del Sur, Philippines. It has 2 Campuses .It is categorized as a Mega-Large School. Having an enrollment of 2, 120 as of 2023.
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